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kill me

kill me

hbunot:

how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

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[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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this being constantly tired thing is getting a little out of hand

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lumos5001:

screaming-till-im-numb:

I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

someone please write this

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harvestheart:

Endless fields of purple flowers in foreground, Mount Fuji still capped with snow in the background.  

harvestheart:

Endless fields of purple flowers in foreground, Mount Fuji still capped with snow in the background.  

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triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

giving my virgin friend sex advice is the most entertaining part of my day

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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